Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”

Grandpa yes.



“bitch put your head back on my shoulder”

“who said you can move



Dear Disgusting Animals,
This cat is called a “manul”. I’m having some trouble deciding whether or not it deserves my respect. As an animal, I should be immediately suspicious of it - however, its unrelentingly grumpy face combined with its absolute inability to stop being irresponsibly soft and fluffy are causing something of an inner conflict for me. Would you be so kind as to review this animal in order for me to get an outside opinion?
Thank you.
Kind regards,

Dear Vivi,
I have come to an understanding of this particular “cat” as an unprofessional trouble maker and menace.  
i’m not sure if this is the exact same animal as my previous critique, but either way it is using up far too much fur.  there are hairless sphynx cats in africa and this fur glutton is practically running a furnopoly.
it’s a walking furpocalypse.  
i say with complete fursimilitude that this jerk is hogging the fluff.
it’s a hairy cat.
as hairy as forty cats.
that’s four tens.
and that’s terrible.

Thank you for your timely response, Disgusting Animals - my worst fears have been shown to be sadly true, and this animal should be shunned for being so selfishly affurluent; I will take evasive action starting immediately.